Kids-Play @ S.M.Studios...

Merry Xmas World!!!

2010-12-13T15:48:00.001-08:00

I F**n Love You!!!

jsm: and dont you ever forget, i f**n love you. it might not always come across, but i do, and so it is...
love, light, learn, live all.
jsm

Plectro - Hobo

2009-02-15T10:52:00.000-08:00

My nephew again, and theres a little bit of baaad language here peeps, so youve been warned eh!!!

Plectro - The Colours of my Heart

2009-02-11T10:44:00.000-08:00

My nephews band singing one of their own tunes...

Boyz Bump the Beat Box

2008-04-27T13:57:00.001-07:00

!!WARNING!!
BAD LANGUAGE ALERT
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Now I love my nephew to bits, and hes getting to that age where he wants the freedom of expression to be heard. So if baaad language isnt your thing then you might wanna skip these files.

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Otherwise, NjoY!

Panda Bam Bam

2007-10-18T13:36:00.000-07:00

Panda Bam Bam

Carefull now, this is sooo hot off the press it might just burn a hole on your hard drive. Anyway, my luvly little Hunny Bunny and I wrote this at the weekend, and we also came up with a little dance for Panda Bam Bam in his video...

And you will be able to tell that we dont know the words yet, but once its finnished, we will get it up here with the lyrics aswell..

And it all started when he came to me with his little teddy and i cheekily called him panda bam bam. Now i have found out from his Grandad (my Dad) that teddies had his name changed to Panda Bam Bam...

Oh, and its another first EVA! the first little song my nephew Joshua co-wrote with me. Excellent, another one to be proud of eh...

Kids Splish Splash Jam

2007-10-09T16:54:00.000-07:00

Crickey, talk about a craze eh!!!

Both Josh and Charlee seem to be singing this all the time, and now i have them captured on file, and so here they are. And if you havent heard the original before, then try this version at YouTube here...

Charlee - yep, my princess doing her thing and taking an allready perfect gem and adding her nice little twinke...

Joshua - aaah, my hunny bunny doing his thing, and when hes not SCREAMING down the mike, he really can be quite pleasant you know...

Both of them - WoW! just listen to how tight they are at times. I would like to say that this is because they are brilliant singers, but its more likely because they probably sing this aaallllll the time at home and drive their Mom (hi sis) and Dad up the wall...

More Computer Graphics n Jam-Pack

2007-10-09T16:25:00.000-07:00

Computer Graphics

Now the lyrics here were more inspired from memory, so not as fluent as the original jam she did posted HERE, but i actually preferred the way she delivered this version, and it reminds me of the ''I want Money'' song from way back when. Im secretly hoping she will do the final version this way...

Laali C Rap & Chat

hmmm, actually quite good, but she waaay overdone it with the fx, so its a little hard to make her out at times. She hasnt quite got used to the ''to much reverb'' trap yet. Anyway, again another really good jam as shes makin this up and im thrashing the s**t out of my korgs drumkits. Well done laali, but plz luvy, back off the FX maaaaannnnnn!!!!!!!

Evil Zoltar

2007-10-09T15:35:00.000-07:00

the A to Z of Zoltar

This Evil Dictator of the Solar System has decided to control planets and all the children on them, and use them as his minions or slaves to do his evil deeds. He even tries to kidnap the princess, but shes faaar to smart and honest to fall for his tricks and ploys. And in the end, Zoltar has to accept that, well, ah, just listen and find out. Go on, its fun, and its only 20mins long!!!

((its allright for you, i have to edit this, tidy it, and compile this pile of,,, lovelly brilliant work my little princess does,,,oooh i do luv the little &*&%%&$"£*))

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Exclusive: An interview with Zoltar at CLC Radio Stations

Zoltar takes time out of his busy schedule ruling the universe, to give an exclusive interview, allthough he does have to be tamed occasionally, as he has this nasty habbit of trying to take over everything he comes into contact with. You know, strangely, that reminds me of someone in my recording studio, but i just cant quite put my finger on it yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laalis wheels are Super-Star

2007-10-04T05:36:00.000-07:00

laali pick-a-mix TVads

I just had to post this little clip of Laali spurting off a load of TV ads while recording her antics in MY studio!!!!! Its not that I MIND HER USING IT its just that they seem to use it more than meee now! (dodgey cd-recorders fault if you ask me)

Anyway i hope that the Sheilas Wheels web-site wont mind me using their Logo, but in return i can garuntee that my princess Laali's version of their Ad will definatelly do them some justice...

And on a more serious note, it really does go to show, that Ads do work, or else why would my Neice wouldnt go round singing their tune instead of a top 10 number. Crickey i just realised, that tells you something aswell. LoL, im flogging a dead horse again :)

When they were in Spain

2007-10-04T04:07:00.001-07:00

Kattatumma
I did mention somewhere a while back, my sisters family were in Spain for a while. And Charlee seemed to soak up the Sunshine aswell as the Spannish language...
== And so, here is another number Laali did a while back, and if anyone out there who can understand this and speaks spannish, plz send me the lyrics and i will gladly stick em up here. And, i would really like to know what she is going on about....

My Honey Bunny Kicks Back

2007-10-04T03:38:00.000-07:00

Paint a Perfect Picture

Yes, my gorgeous little cute cuddly nephew Joshua doesnt quite do as much on the mike as his sister (cant get er off m8), so its a blessing when he does bother, without screaming 99bd's down its phantom sensative diaphram...

BUT, when he does, he always seems to ooz a certain innocence, sincerity, and depth that isnt always there, its more of a subtle presence that he has...

You see he is a bit of a Jeckle and Hyde, and you dont quite know which one youre gonna get. I personally rant and rave about chemikals in foods blah blah blah, and sometimes wonder if hes just a little more suseptable to this like i am becoming more of...

And when you hear him singing this, and look at the picture of him, you do genuinlly believe that butter wouldnt melt in his mouth dont you. If only you knew!...

ps. a favourite thing for him and me to do, is to sit down on my bed with no sisters or brothers, with a good hour or two, of solid Duke Nukem 3D, allthough we have completed that now, and are currently on Shadow Warrior. Plus, after his lessons in Quake1, and rocket jump techniques, hes now starting to entertain the idea of the ReaperBots in DM mode. Probably because of my BANG video eh!!! Im a good Uncle eh? (hmmm)

Josh, I Luv Yooooooo
byeee!

Story-Time with CLC

2007-10-01T13:33:00.000-07:00

CLC productions is out! (aka Charlee)
I get her stories On-Line!...

1) 'Luck of Summer' - now this is a little bit dark really, especially for my little princess. But it has to be said that she has obviously derived this Story from her own surroundings and environment, and I can quite safely say that she is quite a sensabile young las. Oh! and also because she has 2 brothers, and no sister. And as this is about 2 sisters, i am hoping for no family fights and law-suits to come my way. Anyway, i cant be blamed, its a CLC productions, NOT a S.M.Studio... productions as she continues to remind me. You see as her Uncle, the biggest mistake i ever made was to let her near my Studio... Grrrrr.
ps. this is actually really good, but quite sad, so be warned! 2) 'Musical Madness' - Now c'mon, any-one who knows me, and knows Laali, will thus know she is once again, taking the blatent P**s out of her unlce Stu. Now i think this is beyond a joke. Us uncles have a really hard job spoiling you, loving you, and then having to give you back (haaaalllllleeeellluuyah!!!!) so why do we have to tolerate this kind of abuse. I mean, its not all even true, even if i DO love my music tooo much! Do I? I do! oh, i didnt realise, oh well!!!
And what house, i wish i DID have a house that my roof fell in on me! (actually no, i do take that back) but c'mon, a house that collapses, i come back to life (Dallas any1 :) and I only get one pound fifty for my guitar - one pound fifty for my guitar!!! thats it, I'll kill er grrrrrrr..... pioing tilt!
((and its Copyright S.M.Studios... - NOT CLC productions, but plz plz plz dont tell her tho))
3) the 'Angel and the Devil' - twin girls this time. Another Story about two sisters. Is she trying to tell us something as she only has two brothers at the mo and no sisters. Am i now to assume some sort of sycological dis-function here. Should i inform my sister to give my neice a sister to fill this empty void. Yeah, RiGhT!!!

thats all for now folks, byeee!

Computer Graphics by CLC

2007-09-27T07:03:00.001-07:00

!!! Computer Graphics Jam by CLC !!!
Yes, she nicked my backing to a Country and Western idea of mine which has never been posted, ((but will now promise to get a working vocal version up asap)) and subsequently came up with this little number.
And to top it all shes now also informing me that its Copyright to CLC Productions. 10 years old and shes TELLIN ME she owns the copyrights. Just wait till it gets famous, I'll see her in b****y Court, i tell you...
Since doing this, Laali (Charlee) and her younger brother Josh have also been working out how the video will go to this, in an Office with Employees being bombarded with problems with all the Hi Teck gadgets in and about any Office environment... (its quite hillarious i can tell you)
And it also has to be said that she really has done most of the lyrical writing to this, and allthough she hasnt actually recorded the finnished lyrics sheet, i will try to get that out of her sometime in this life-time. (blood from a stone, you bet!)

the Lords Prayer

2007-09-27T06:49:00.000-07:00

1) our father 01

2) all of creation 01

3) our father 02

I do remember Laali going through her phase of singing her Hymes and Prayers, and thankfully i managed to capture a few here for all the world to enjoy. And allthough i might not be a religous person as such, i do claim to be a spiritual being, and its on that score that i can totally enjoy these, and be thoroughlly proud of my little princess. When shes not being a little brat that is... :)

Drop in the Ocean

2007-09-27T05:39:00.000-07:00

Now Laali did these in 2005 so its a while back now. And i think she might have learned this nice little number from her school way back then. And to be honest, if it werent for my studio AND their input and direction, i really dont think she would have shown just as much interest as she does at the moment. So thanx to her school for their excellent work. And now, to my georgous princess LAALI.....

Now it goes without saying, that by far the best one, is the third with her extremelly tallented uncle stu, uhhummrh!, but i suppose that i will have to admit that she would have done these without my very talented input, ooih! take that back!!! she really does get her tallents from me you know. Me flogging a dead what?

My RingTones Better than Yours

2007-07-07T14:58:00.000-07:00

Now a long long time ago, after a long and knackering vocal take, i was catching my breath, and while doing do, preceeded to talk a little bit of rubbish and make a few silly noises or two...
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Anyway, after the post-editing, and on hearing this, i immediately heard a ring-tone in there somewhere, and after some clever tweeking & pitching up an octave or three, came up with a little gem...
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And so, moving along to today, after my georgous brats (nephew n neice) finnished their playtime antics on my bloody expensive equipment home recording studio, that really doesnt deserve the kind of abuse THEY put it through (aaaw bless), i immediatelly had a DeJaVou moment, as Laali (Charlee my neice) on one of her recordings started talking a load of rubbish immitating ads from the telly...

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1) . .. Uncle Stu's normal ring-tone
2) . .. Uncle Stu's mikey-mouse ring-tone

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1) . .. Laali's normal ring-tone

2) . .. Laali's mikey-mouse ring-tone

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So, you decide which of the two mikey mouse ring-tones you would prefferr on your mobile-phone (saaaaad) to hear EVERY SINGLE TIME your phone rings...

ps. Charlee, I luv yoooo lots and I will speak to you soon, byyyeeeee!!!!! :)

Laalis Rigged Games Quiz

2007-05-06T17:38:00.000-07:00

..Listen to Laalis Rigged Games Quiz here..

Now allthough i spend a lotta time sayin that my neice Charlee is a sweet angel, once you get to hear this, I know you will all say she is an evil little sh** because of the way she quite literally riggs this Quiz, to ensure her younger brother Joshua loses.

And you can just hear my gorgeous little nephew slooowly but surely loosing his cool. So Much So, that at the end of the so-called contest, i had to step in to try and keep some peace, aswell as stopping them from smashing up the equipment. lol-only kidding. but she really is evil here isnt she :)

The Kids get Creative

2007-05-04T16:47:00.000-07:00

1 2 3 4 5
Joshua singing the nursery rhym 'once i caught a fish alive' and for once, actually finnishing it. And he did so well, that i got it twice. Both were sooo good, i had to post them together. (me, biased? nooo! never I simply wouldnt dream of it.)

Sing my Song
My dear neice Charlee or Laali as I call her, wrote and sung this herself, and has done an excellent job of this little jem. Shes getting up her confidence, thats for sure...

Viva Mexico
Now I must point out Laali is Nine years old (not 10 as uncle stu keeps thinking) and she doesnt use any illegal substances (unlike the other Mexican Flava input on this page!), and has a very sensible head on her shoulders for her age. And to think this song was done by her on the fly, after spending about 18months in Spain learning the language.

My Boyfriend
This is Laali and her Cousin Leah singing a school playground rhym. As brilliant as this is, i would love to know its origin, as the lyrics dont seem like something a bunch of kids would turn out. Anyway, its a couple of young girls, slapping their hands together, and singing their lungs out...

'Toowat' - He nearlly said my name!!!

2007-05-04T16:45:00.000-07:00

''Toowat''

Now look, I know he was young, and children need time to learn difficult names such as Stuart, but come on, is he serious! Im convinced my little nephew here is blatently taking the piss out of his loving uncle (me!)
Its an 'S' Joshua, and its not bloody silent! Huh! why do i bother.

Somebody around here is having the last laught, and it isnt me!!!!!!

(and if you listen carefully you can hear me and my sister trying to get something audioble out of him, and as you hear, in the end, we do!)

''Toowat''

Talki Talki Laali

2007-05-04T16:43:00.000-07:00

talkitalkilaali
drylaali

...lyrics Charlee made up...
One day, I woke up from my bed
I noticed something was wrong, everybody was up
I walked downstairs, and there was our stockings, it was christmas day
I started shouting, yes oh yes, I love this day today...
...end...

I managed to catch ny neice Charlee singing to this talk talk loop while I had left my studio running to go and do something else. And as usual I always try and record what the kids do, just in-case. And as you hear in this little piece, once in a while it is worth while...

I have always wanted to do a sampled based song with this sample in mind . Anyway, after editing thru the garbage, i caught this little jem to keep for posperity. And in case youre an old bugger like me, and you want the best of talk talk, here are the details...

(( go on, you know you want to, I got it and its greeaaat! Go on, get it, GET IT!!! :))

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Album called ... 'natural history' ... the very best of talk talk
UK: CDPCSD 109 : Stereo LC0299
(m.hollis/e.hollis)
E.M.I. Records ltd (c) 1990 (p)

Leela and Charlee singing a Song!

2007-05-04T16:42:00.001-07:00

Leela and Laali Singing a Song
Now these two did this all on their own, with only the occasional prompt on how to use the CD-Recorder. (I was actually banned from the room whil they performed this little jem)

Leela was confident on the Korg Keyboard playing an old known song, and Laali my Neice co-wrote and sang her own words, ah bless!!!

And one day I might also post another mp3 done at the same time, and Laalis nearlly in bits and Leela is trying to console her. I hadnt made much of a mention of this at the time, as it could quite literally have put Laali off for ever. But as shes much older now, perhaps this is the time to host it eh!

Joshuas first-ever Recording...

2007-05-04T16:40:00.000-07:00

Hah!Got the little bugger,

This is the first ever recording of my younger nephew Joshua being pissed off and annoyed by his uncle while he's quite literally trying to f**k up my recording studio. (the little grrr)

Scott sings Erasures 'A little Respect'

2007-05-04T16:38:00.000-07:00

'A Little Respect'

In the three years or so that My nephews version of Erasure's hit 'A little Respect' has been posted on this site, would you believe it has continously been in the top ten hits on this site.
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So i thought I would renew the link here to see if he can get the number 1 position. I get the impression its people using search engines to find Wheatus and Erasure songs. Well, thats one way to get hits on your site I suppose...

Well, well, well, My darling nephew Scott (9 years old when he did this) is going through this 'Wheatus' faze and it seems that everything they do, he follows. A while back he asked me to set up the microphone for him to do some dry vocal recording, while me and a friend (hi Rich!) sat outside the back garden and enjoyed the free spectacle.
(I'm quite proud of the little bugger you know, but don't tell him I said that)

I think this was originally an 'Erasure' song, but here for you now is 'SCOTT CHURCHILL' doing 'Wheatus' with a song called

'A Little Respect'

Kids Nursery Rhym Time

2007-05-04T16:34:00.000-07:00

2001 12 14

Some more archive stuff from the old website for the maternally inclined out there. Listen to my nephew and neice when they were little and decide who you think has their uncle's amazingly talented vocal capability ? (( hmmm? ))

Charlie takes tothe stage...

Humpty Dumpty
Twinkle Twinkle

Scott takes to the stage...

Humpty Dumpty
Twinkle Twinkle

...You Decide...

(p.s. here's some more of Charlee that nearly got away,,,

ba ba black sheep
ba ba black sheep
two little monkeys
two little monkeys
row row row ye boat
twinkle twinkle
An OLDER two little monkeys